Cattess

A small website about cats, gravity and decisions nobody asked for.

Below: a cat, a glass of water, and a button. You know what to do.

Glasses on the floor: 0

Cats, caught in the act

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Loaf mode

Paws: tucked in. Productivity: none. Status: perfect.

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3:07 AM

Sprinting down the hallway for no reason. Nobody knows why, least of all the cat.

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Box policy

If it fits, I sit. If it doesn't fit, I sit anyway.

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Team meeting

Walked across the keyboard. Sent: "asdfjkl;;;;;;;;;;".

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Gravity test #4021

Result: still works. Will test again tomorrow.

Laws of cat physics

  1. A cat at rest will stay at rest, unless there is a bag, a box or a sunbeam.
  2. Any object on a table is a suggestion to be pushed off.
  3. The door you are standing behind is the one the cat wants to be behind.
  4. The food bowl is half empty at all times, regardless of how full it is.